Last week, mom, dad, and I went to Norfolk, Virginia. Our hotel was right on the Elizabeth River, and we found a great place to walk near our hotel -- the Elizabeth River Trail. The trail runs along the waterfront, and there were lots of great smells and interesting sights.
There was only one problem. Mermaids. Everywhere we turned.
|Just because you think the mermaids are cool,|
it doesn't mean you need to get my photo
with EVERY SINGLE MERMAID
|I hope nobody sees us|
|White dog with mermaid butt|
Wait - do mermaids even have butts?
|That's it - I'm done with mermaids|